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Goddess Provisions “Mercury Retrograde Kit” May 2022 Review

Abby Holsinger
ByAbby HolsingerMay 16, 2022 | 0 comments

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Goddess Provisions
3.9 overall rating
35 Ratings | 7 Reviews

Goddess Provisions is a monthly wellness subscription box filled with "high vibe lifestyle goods" aimed to aid in new-age spirituality practices such as meditation, intention-setting, and energetic healing, as well as general holistic health. Subscribers receive a mix of 5-7 full-size products such as crystals, apothecary beauty, superfood snacks, aromatherapy, tools for spiritual growth, and tea. It costs $33 per month and ships to the U.S. for free.

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First Impressions


Goddess Provisions does a beautiful job with packaging.


The box comes with a short but informative booklet that outlines all of the items inside and discloses the theme. This month's theme is "Harmonize with the Cosmos: Mercury Retrograde Kit".

What's Inside This Box

Astroglorius Mercury in Retrograde Journal - Retail Value $32.00


This journal includes everything from a Mercury Retrograde calendar that ranges from 2021 to 2031, a survival guide, and a suggested retrograde meditation. That is just a glimpse into this thoughtful and extremely enlightening journal! I love learning more about astrological signs, and this journal goes into detail on how it affects each sign and what to expect; as a Capricorn, that serves me some peace of mind knowing how I can prepare for the next retrograde (it is too late for me now! Hopefully, I'll come out of this one in one piece.)

Planets Aligned Loose Incense Holder - Listed Value $25.00


I have been in need of an incense holder for some time now. I've actually been using a random cap in my bathroom to place my incense matches, so this is definitely a glow-up. The wooden, celestial designs give this a bit of a rustic look, and the little pan in the middle is metal so you can safely burn loose or cone incense. This item is a little bigger than my palm, and it fits perfectly on my windowsill.

Kate's Magik White Sage Sacred Mist - Listed Value $16.00


I really enjoy receiving items with sage for their cleansing properties. It seems like there's just too much bad juju all around me these days, so I will take all the help I can get to help clear the air around me. Husband asks a question about something I just explained thoroughly to him? Saged. Dog needs out for the third time just to bark at the neighbor's cat in the window? Saged. It has been serving me well for the last few days, but I am not counting on this bottle lasting through the weekend at this rate. This spray is made from essential oils without the use of alcohol or emulsifiers, and it smells quite lovely.

House of Intuition Incense Blend in Mercury Retrograde, .5oz - Retail Value $6.00


I've never used loose incense but now seems like a great time to try it out. The directions saw to sprinkle some incense on a lit charcoal tablet, but I have never seen nor heard of that either. I ended up just lightly sweeping a candle lighter over the incense, and it ended up emitting a little smoke and a lot of fragrance. This blend of Myrrh resin, Juniper herb, sage leaf, patchouli & juniper essential oils smells fantastic. This little tin has a retail value of $6, which is expensive for such a little product, but I was happy to try it out.

Good Medicine Beauty Lab Detox Mask - Retail Value $18.00


At 22 weeks pregnant, I am hesitant to try new skincare because I am already very sensitive to pretty much everything, so I thought I'd give this a patch test on my hand.


I mixed a little water with the black powder and what a fun experience; I loved the way it immediately foamed up, but it quickly turned into a slippery, more liquid texture as I mixed it in my palm. My hand felt really pampered and nourished after rinsing this off, so I think I will definitely be using this on my face. Charcoal detoxifies and tomato powder delivers vitamins A & C while spirulina nourishes the skin.

Rough Black Tourmaline - Listed Value $5.00


This may be essential during Mercury Retrograde. This rock is a shielding stone that helps to absorb negative vibes and energy that doesn't serve you while helping to keep you grounded. I may have to keep this with me throughout the workweek until we leave for vacation. This stone is very small, so it can easily rest in my car or even my purse to help shield me from the day-to-day madness.


Of course, I loved this month's Goddess Provisions. I love reading about each item and how it relates to this month's theme of "Mercury Retrograde Kit". I think this pregnancy and our family vacation coming up are causing extra chaos, so each item will absolutely be utilized. Every month I am thoroughly impressed by the quality and array of items this subscription sends out. This month's box has a value of $102; that is a wonderful value for a $33 box.

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To Wrap Up:

Can you still get this box if you sign up today? Yes, subscribe today for the May box, which will ship by the 20th.

Value Breakdown: This box costs $33 per month, which means each of the 6 items has an average cost of $5.50. 

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Abby Holsinger
Abby Holsinger
I’m a self-proclaimed “cool mom” who loves a little, who am I kidding, a lot of razzle-dazzle. I have been box-obsessed for over 10 years, and I am always on the hunt for new beauty, fun flair and trendy clothing boxes. A fun night for me includes an exfoliating foot mask and a bag of Dot's Pretzels while binging Rupaul’s Drag Race.

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