NSFW SlutBox by Amber Rose Review – August 2019


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SlutBox Review August 2019

SlutBox by Amber Rose is a lifestyle and beauty subscription geared towards sex-positive people (often containing lube, condoms, pasties, and other sex-forward items). It’s $29.99 a month and tends to be a little controversial because of its name as well as some of the items included. While they’ve ditched the loud pink “SlutBox” emblazoned packaging, they still send a curious, random collection of makeup, apparel, and accessories in the now plain brown box.

NSFW – this post may not be safe to read at work (mainly, just the lube and the name of the box). Better safe than sorry, right?

Red shiny wrapping coming out of SlutBox

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Group shot of items from August's SlutBox

About this Adult-Themed Lifestyle Box by Amber Rose

The Subscription Box: SlutBox by Amber Rose

The Cost: $29.99 + free shipping to the U.S. Save with longer commitments.

The Products: Beauty and lifestyle items with a sex-positive flair.

Ships to: US and Worldwide (an additional International Flat Rate shipping charge may be assessed in checkout – usually $15.00)

SlutBox by Amber Rose August 2019 Review

It is SlutBox review time, everyone! Lately, I’ve got to thinking that I might be too harsh on this box. They’ve changed over the year+ they’ve been around and are including a lot fewer samples (there used to be tons) and instead have been sending a smaller selection of full-size items. They’ve also started including “custom” items with Amber Rose branding. SlutBox seems to be much more of a beauty/lifestyle box for younger people than anything too shocking or “slutty”.  I’m certainly not the target audience for this subscription and a comment left by reader Jane in the May review made me realize that this might be a great option for people who aren’t me. ;P That being said, their listed RVs are almost always inflated and the makeup they send aren’t always brands known for their quality, so I’m still gonna do my due diligence, BUT I must say that the curation has been a little more cohesive and it’s fun in a young-person kinda way.

Now that I’ve said my piece, let’s dive in, shall we?

  • Red envelope with cherry sticker

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  • Cherry Bomb Info Booklet

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  • Letter from MUVA

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  • Sunglasses and pouch info

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  • Bag and palette info

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  • lipstick and lube info

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  • Care package donation photos on back of booklet

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    This month’s theme is “Cherry Bomb” and has a short intro from MUVA in the booklet that references The Runaways song that immediately got stuck in my head when I read the front (check it out here if you also want it stuck in your head). The booklet goes through each of the five items with their values. The back has #tbt photos of when the SlutBox team donated to boxes to the Trans Wellness Center in LA back in June.

    • Red Amber Rose Sunglasses

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    • close up of Amber Rose Sunglasses

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    • Amber Rose Sunglasses coming out of black pouch

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    • Marne wearing lipstick and sunglasses from SlutBox

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      SlutBox Red Sunnies with Custom Pouch – Listed Value $20.00 (Similar found here for $1.35 without pouch)

      While we’re on the subject of getting songs stuck in our heads, as soon as I saw these skinny ’90s-style sunglasses, TLC songs were running non-stop through my brain. I tried to channel T-Boz in the photo of me wearing these but to no convincing avail. Since I was born in 1980, I was in middle and high school in the ’90s and the fashions are cringe-worthy for me to look back at. But just as I thought peace signs and tie-dye shirts were cool back then, many younger people today really want to revive those looks. I get it. After the bucket hat from last month, it doesn’t surprise me that these narrow clear-red angular cat-eye sunnies showed up this month. They, of course, aren’t as exclusive as they say since I found suspiciously similar ones on AliExpress but they do come with an Amber Rose signature branded pouch to keep them safe in. I can’t see myself rocking these, but I know plenty of people in their 20s (or fans of Billie Eilish) may love them. More power to them!

      • Pink Cherry Bomb reusable tote

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      • back of Pink Cherry Bomb reusable tote - blank

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      • Pink reusable Tote folded up

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        SlutBox Custom Pink Cherry Bomb Reusable Tote – Listed Value $10.00

        This is a legitimate custom design, complete with Amber Rose’s signature on a tag when it’s fully collapsed. This is a sort of knock off of Baggu or any of the foldable grocery totes that are around, but the fabric is a little less luxe. It’s a baby pink color and has “Cherry Bomb” written in script on the front in red with illustrated cherries around it. This is great to toss in your purse or in the glove box of your car to reduce plastic bag waste or simply to tote around anything you buy while shopping. I find this to be a super useful item and will happily add it to my arsenal.

        • Glo By Glory x Benji Eyeshadow Palette coming out of box

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        • opened Glo By Glory x Benji Eyeshadow Palette with mirror

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        • close up of Glo By Glory x Benji Eyeshadow Palette pans

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        • back of Glo By Glory x Benji Eyeshadow Palette

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        • swatches for Glo By Glory x Benji Eyeshadow Palette on Marne

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          Glo By Glory x Benji Eyeshadow Palette – Retail Value $35.00

          Whoa- this palette is HUGE in both physical size (almost 7.5″ squared) and the number of colors (12). Not to mention, each pan is an inch and a half in diameter. I am not familiar with @BeautybyBenji but she is a beauty YouTuber with 46.5K subscribers and has her very own collab with a brand called Glo By Glory. There are five metallic shades and seven mattes that mostly stay in the neutral neighborhood with a couple of departures like the teal “Salty” and soft purple “Royalty” (which actually still fits in well with neutrals). Some of the pigments are nice ‘n’ rich, and others, not so much. Looking at the swatches on my hand, you can see that the Creme (at the very top) barely shows up on my pale skin tone but will probably pop nicely on someone else. They all feel pretty soft and somewhat creamy to the touch, but the darker mattes have a tougher time staying consistent with one swipe. The shimmers are the real stars here (especially that teal, amirite?). I’ve been experimenting more with eyeshadows these days but I’m still no pro when it comes to identifying the best and how to use them to their full potential.

          Marne's Glo by Glory x Benji palette look

          Here, I did a look using that barely-there-on-me color, Creme, as a base. I then experimented with a bit of Saucy in my crease, Glisten packed onto my lids, and some Lumiere on the corners of my eyes and brow bones. It did take quite a few swipes to get the subtle color you see here, so these don’t come off as super pigmented when using a brush, but they are easily buildable. It looked a bit too much to me at first but it’s grown on me throughout the day and I am happy to report that it’s stayed put five hours later with help of primer and setting spray. I think this is a fun palette to play with and I can see myself reaching for the shimmer colors more which is surprising since I love mattes.

          • Measurable Difference Posh Matte Liquid Lipstick in Edge with box

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          • back of Measurable Difference Posh Matte Liquid Lipstick in Edge with box

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          • opened Measurable Difference Posh Matte Liquid Lipstick in Edge

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          • swatch of Measurable Difference Posh Matte Liquid Lipstick in Edge on Marne

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            Measurable Difference Posh Matte Liquid Lipstick in Edge – Retail Value $30.00 (Now on sale for $10.00)

            The packing I received is different than the image in the booklet as well as on the MD site, but I’m pretty confident it’s the same product. So, I LOVE this color. It’s such a deep gorgeous red and goes on my lips super opaque with a ton of pigment. BUT- 10 minutes in, it was so dry it was flaking off of my lips. NO! This formula is just terrible and while Megan suggested I mix it with a little gloss to help it out because the color IS so great, I’d just rather use one of the other 30 lipsticks I own. So sad! I also think $30 is pretty steep for this since you could buy a well-known brand from Sephora for that price.

            *Check out the last pic of the sunglasses to see it on my lips.

            • Sutil Lube Body Glide in Vanilla

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            • back of Sutil Lube Body Glide in Vanilla

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            • swatch of Sutil Lube Body Glide in Vanilla on glass to show consistency

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              Sutil Lube Body Glide in Vanilla, 2 oz. – Retail Value $15.50

              I know y’all get upset when there isn’t lube in the box, so everyone can relax. 😉 We’ve seen this brand before, and their water-based formula is also organic as well as paraben-free and glycerin-free. Out of the four scents, I received the vanilla variety. It has a super lightweight feel that is indeed quite slippery and it actually leaves my skin feeling really soft too.

              Verdict: I know we love to hate SlutBox, but this month (while not entirely for me) had five items that break down to just $6/each given the $29.99 cost. Nothing was really all that slutty unless you count the lube and everything else just seems to be lifestyle and beauty items for young people who like to experiment with zany items. The eyeshadow palette wasn’t a known brand to me but had a decent selection of colors that were fun to play with and the reusable tote is super useful for those of us who detest plastic bags taking over our homes. As I said earlier, I think their listed values are always inflated which is not cool. Their listed prices have the total RV at $110.50, but I think it’s a lot less given that their “custom” items are harder to pin down and I don’t think the lipstick is worth $30. 

              To Wrap Up:

              Can you still get this box if you sign up today? No, but sign up by the 14th to get the September box.

              From SlutBox:

              SlutBox ships once per month, mid-late month. If you subscribed on or before the 14th of the month, you will receive the current month’s box with our regular shipment. If you subscribed after the 14th, your first box will be the next month’s box, unless otherwise stated.*

              SlutBox is subject to availability and all boxes are limited edition. 

              *NOTE: If you subscribed after our cutoff on the 14th, you may have a chance to be included in a “second” shipment of the current month’s box. (Quantities are limited and opportunity for a second shipment is not guaranteed for all members. Cratejoy subscribers are not included in these second shipments). Members who are included in our “second” shipment will be renewed sometime before the 7th of the following month, in advance of that month’s shipment. 

              If you’re confused about when to expect your first box, submit a request or email us at [email protected]

              Value Breakdown: At $29.99 for the cost of this box you’re paying $6.00 for each of the 5 items. Going off of the found values and listed values, here’s what you’re paying for each:

              • Sunglasses: $5.43
              • Tote: $2.71
              • Palette: $9.50
              • Lipstick: $8.14
              • Lube: $4.21

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              Written by Marne Orenich

              Marne Orenich

              Marne is a lipstick connoisseur, record collector, and twice over cat mom. She loves discovering new clean beauty brands and has quite the collection of beautifully packaged serums and moisturizers.

              Posted in SlutBox Reviews, Subscription Box Reviews, Subscription Boxes for Women, UK Subscription Box Reviews| Tags: Slutbox | 17 comments

              17 Comments

              1. The Penguin Satisfyer Pro promo is back again. Enter promo code PENGUIN and get a free Penguin Satisfyer Pro with your first box. The box is a joke, but the toy is ummm….cute…yes, cute and lives up to the name.

                • Ahhhh thanks for this heads up! I’ve been watching the trainwreck that is this box for a while and this is the perfect excuse to experience it for myself haha.

              2. Personally, I love your reviews of this box because it adds a lot of humor to my life. Like when I saw the picture of the lube in the intro…I sighed and said…another month…another lube.

                Let’s get real here. Subscription boxes are everywhere now and this box just never seems to live up to the target market it claims to be aimed at. I think that is why you have to be pretty honest in your review. This box suffers from confusion both in its target market and the subscription box game in general.

                I think you do a great job at being clear about what people should expect.

              3. I’m not a big fan of this box either but I do find it odd that you call out this box on it’s over inflated prices! FabFitFun is famous for over inflating the prices of their products among other things, yet they never seem to get called out on it?

                • Ditto for Happy Rebel who admit to inflating their values claiming it’s a small female owned business with free shipping. Not ok. People definitely play favorites hers.

                  • *here

                • I noticed that too. I mean, every single box way inflates the retail value. Half the time they just make up whatever value they want because the item was created specifically for that box and will never be sold retail. Then I saw that MSA paid for this box as opposed to them sending it for free like FFF does, so mystery solved I guess. Kind of disappointing, if not surprising.

              4. This month is really cute, I’d actually enjoy receiving the items. I also don’t mind boxes including adult items or themes, but there’s some words I don’t think need ‘reclaimed’ and slut is one of them. If that makes me a prude in someone else’s opinion I can only say they don’t know me or my private life- yet I don’t know of one single woman who would like to be called that, and for that reason unless or until she changes the name I’m not about to get a box labeled that!
                Thanks for the honest review on the items!

              5. I mean..you look pretty hot in those sunglasses lol.

                For those of you looking for a super classy NSFW box I HIGHLY recommend Heart and Honey. It’s pricier, but OH so worth it. It’s a masterfully curated mix of adult toys, high quality jewelry and self care items. The packaging is stunning and the items actually follow the theme.

                • I second this comment on Heart & Honey! It’s my favorite box to get each month!

                • Wholeheartedly agree with your suggestion, SquirrelyGirl!

              6. Marne,
                You are a class act. Great review.
                Still don’t want the box (1981 child here) 😊

                • Why thank you, DeeCee! 🙂

              7. SlutBox Red Sunnies with Custom Pouch are pretty much free after a $2 coupon (in popup when you go to ALIEXPRESS).

              8. Marne, you do such a great job with so little to work with!! lol

                I don’t beleive I’m gonna say this BUT I like at least one item, the bag is super cute!! I’m big on the baggu tho, perfect for going to BJ’s or other warehouse clubs and small enough to stash anywhere. 🙂

                I don’t know if Pineapple Luxe is still around, but this box is actually better than most of the later boxes they put out so while not saying much, it is something. lol

                • I always need a bag after a BJ’s run. Thank you so much for making me giggle (I’m pretty sure that was on purpose!)

                • Thanks, Carey! I look fwd to writing this one each month! 😀

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