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Goddess Provisions Subscription Box Review – December 2016

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Goddess Provisions is a monthly subscription box filled with “High Vibe Lifestyle Goods.” This subscription is focused on tools to aid in new age spirituality practices such as meditation.


This box was sent to us for review purposes. (Check out our review process post to learn more about how we review boxes.)


The Subscription Box: Goddess Provisions

The Cost: $33 per month with discounts for longer commitments

The Products: A mix of 4-6 full-size products such as crystals, apothecary beauty, super food snacks, aromatherapy, tools for spiritual growth, and tea

Ships to: U.S. for free, $10 to Canada and $20 everywhere else

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December’s theme is “Sacred Celebration.” We definitely have plenty of those in December! Happy Holidays!


This is the info card that was included in this month’s package, detailing the contents.



Addictive Wellness Raw Chocolate Love – Value $9.50

I am such a sucker for chocolate! These are pretty tasty, too, despite having stevia and xylitol instead of sugar. I was stoked to see the ingredients list, which included wonderful things like reishi and maca, but I was most excited about the raw cacao. Raw cacao is full of minerals, but when it’s raw it is also chock full of vitamin C. I’m curious, then, why the nutrition information says it has 0% vitamin C.


Plantlife Uplift Blend – Value $8.95

This essential oil blend actually came at a great time. I have been feeling a little emotional lately, so I tried this out immediately. It mainly smells like sweet orange, but it has a mix of citrus essential oils with some bergamot.

With essential oils, you want to either dilute them or avoid putting them directly on the skin until you know how your skin will react to it. In this case, I put some on a napkin and put it in my shirt pocket. Another tip is that essential oils, like most fragrances, are more highly activated when they are somewhere warm, like on your body. In any case, this fragrance worked and I was almost instantly in a more cheerful mood!


Momoko Therapeutics Seductive Mint + Cocoa Aromatherapy Oil – Value $14.50

It’s funny how the scent of minty chocolate is supposed to curb sugar cravings. I have to admit that it has the opposite effect on me! Then again, it does not take much for me to crave sugar. This blend is also supposed to be a bit of an aphrodisiac!



Cranberry Pecan Rawxies – Value $2.08

We are big fans of Rawxies at my house due to their delicious taste that comes from natural dried fruit. With kids, it’s all about those dates! I almost always know the kids are going to like a relatively healthy snack if it is full of dates.


Meow Meow Tweet Deodorant Stick – Value $22

I cannot imagine spending $22 on deodorant, so I am happy to have the opportunity to try it out thanks to Goddess Provisions! I am trying it for the first time today, and so far it works at least as well as my regular deodorant. The thing I love about it is that it’s actually really good for you. It has great skin conditioning ingredients like organic plants oils and butters, plus it has magnesium, which can be absorbed through the skin. Awesome!


The7Directions Crystal Grid – Value $19.99

This crystal grid is based on the Flower of Life sacred geometrical pattern, and it is supposed to boost the power of your crystals and stones. It’s really pretty! Goddess Provisions also provided a link to learn how to use a crystal grid. What an amazing inclusion!


Green Aventurine Pyramid – Listed Value $25

How pretty is this crystal? When I first saw it, I immediately thought MONEY, but no, it’s actually a crystal to supercharge the heart chakra. Which is awesome, because honestly, I would much rather have an abundance of love than money, any day of the week.

Verdict: Goddess Provisions is awesome, and this was yet another great, well-curated box from them! I can’t believe I am so excited about a deodorant! I also love the crystal and grid this month. The value of everything totals around $102, which is incredible for a $33 box! They always seem to provide a great value for the cost.

What do you think of Goddess Provisions?

Written by Anna Rodriguez

Anna Rodriguez

Anna has been a fan of subscription boxes since joining Birchbox in 2013, but didn’t become a true addict until discovering subscriptions she could share with her children. Her favorites include Kiwi Crate and Fab Kids.

All views in this review are the opinion of the author. My Subscription Addiction will never accept payment in exchange for a review, but will accept a box at no cost to provide honest opinions on the box. This post may contain affiliate/referral links. If you buy something, MSA may earn an affiliate commission. Read the complete My Subscription Addiction disclosure.

1 Comment

  1. Great review! I noticed you questioned why the raw cacao product specified 0 vitamin c. It turns out that it’s just a myth that raw cacao has vitamin C. This is apparently due to faulty testing methods that gave a false positive. When tested using more accurate methods, raw cacao was found to have no vitamin c at all. The tests were conducted multiple times by Navita Naturals, a company that sells raw cacao. They just wanted to set the record straight.

    The Meow Meow Tweet deodorant is something I’ve never heard of! Checking out the brand now, and am tempted to order. Lots of fun things in this box.

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