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My dog’s latest obsession is Super Chewer. Here’s why.

Emily Harris
ByEmily HarrisMar 7, 2022

Life with my dog Zoe is not unlike having an eccentric NYC roommate situation. She takes up valuable real estate and I often feel compelled to hide my personal belongings. In spite of this, I simply cannot imagine not having her by my side. Zoe is sweet, playful, and fiercely loyal. And did I mention high energy?

So, when a fellow fur mom to a 50-pound husky/shepherd mix recommended Super Chewer to me at the dog park, I was a bit skeptical. Recently, I brought home an adorable squeak toy in the shape of a dog newspaper. That thing lasted exactly .0003 seconds. That was $11 well spent (not). Don’t even get me started on the fluff-filled Lambchop; omg the horror.

The Showdown

You see, Zoe is SUPER hard to please. Granted, she’s been rather pampered these last two years, but for a rescue, she’s surprisingly picky. It’s also worth mentioning that Zoe has GI problems, so in addition to her proneness for discomfort, let’s just say it doesn’t always smell like a Yankee Candle Co. shop in my apartment. Eventually, I gave in and signed up for a Super Chewer box. Here’s what happened.

Pup Profile

Name: Zoe | Breed: Brindle Boxer | Age: 2 years old

Weight: 65 pounds of canine steel | Temperament: Stubborn and picky

Energy Level: Off the charts | Loveability: Ridiculously smitten

Claim to Fame: Resident tug-of-war champion

Prey: Literally every dog toy we’ve come by… until now

Super Chewer vs. Zoe’s Attention Span

High energy, fleeting fancy. I don’t just aim to keep Zoe from getting bored out of the goodness of my heart; I do it because I want to spare myself from finding her excavating my sofa cushions like an organized fossil dig. Again.

We haven’t had much success in this department, so color me impressed when Zoe sat busy for HOURS with her new variety of new toys. She sat so amused with herself and her new toys from the Super Chewer box, she didn’t even nudge me out the door for our daily run.

Winner: Super Chewer, obvs.

 

Super Chewer vs. Zoe’s Proclivity for Destruction

I love my dog, but she is a tornado. Super Chewer wasn’t looking at good odds here. Imagine how floored I was to find that her Super Chewer toys actually live up to their tough toys claim. Made of quality rubber and nylon, there’s no getting through these things. No fluff stuffing in sight, and Zoe lays happy with her mission, determined to win once and for all. Sorry Zoe, but also, not sorry.

Winner: I want to say Super Chewer, but Zoe has yet to declare this match over.

 

Super Chewer vs. Zoe’s Sensitive Tummy

 

I was nervous about offering up treats to Zoe given her digestive tract issues, but my mind was put at ease when I’d seen the transparency of ingredients used in her Super Chewer treats (which are customizable for allergies and dietary preferences) and all-natural Meaty Chews. The only thing left was to see whether she’d bite, and bite she did. She was all up in my business for more (some things never change). I’m also delighted to report that there were no undesirable smells or incidents afterward, so paws up on that front.

Winner: Super Chewer for the win!

 

Instant Replay

2 tough toys, 2 full-size bags of treats, and 2 meaty chews: $30

Energy fulfilled, picky taste buds met, pillows spared, and fur mom sanity preserved: Priceless