Smartass & Sass is a monthly subscription for sassy ladies. There are 4 plans available:
Shirt Only for $19.95, Box Only for $39.95, the Big Box Subscription (which includes the shirt and box) for $54.95 and a “Small Box” subscription for $21.95. Shipping is $3.95 for the Shirt subscription and $7.95 for the others.
Each box contains full size beauty and lifestyle items from Smartass & Sass and various other sassy businesses. The shirts are comfy unisex tees available in sizes XS-4X.
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First Impressions
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Warning: This review is not for the faint of heart! If you're offended by bad language, this probably isn't the review or box for you! If you're like me and thrive on poor language and bad ideas, this is definitely a subscription box you need in your life. Consider yourself warned!
With that said, July's theme was a fun one: “Party Like A Smartass!” I was really excited for this box because my birthday was coming up, so the timing was perfect for me.
Let's Get The Party Started!
Sassy Classy Cups - Retail Value $24.95
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The first item I found in this box of party was a set of two sassy silicone cups. They’re festive colors and have snarky sayings on them. “Classy AF” which is totally true of anyone drinking from a green silicone goblet. And “Sip, Sass, Repeat” which is also fitting because the more you sip, the sassier you get!
They’re nicely made, sturdy and weigh enough that they don’t tip over or collapse when used (like some party cups made from the same material). Much classier than drinking from a red solo cup, am I right? And you can feel good that they’re reusable so the more you drink, the more you help the environment. Sass saves the Earth!
This B*tch Can Cook Oven Mitt - Retail Value $14.95
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Smartass & Sass made an error with their printing and accidentally ordered oven gloves with the exact same phrase as the matching pot holder. They wanted a matching set, but not an identical set. Like the pot holder, the oven glove I received says, “This B*tch Can Cook!”
It was supposed to say, “This B*tch Can Bake!” Smartass & Sass realized this too late, but before the boxes shipped, so they included a card with a QR code where you can get the oven glove with the proper phrase, or receive bonus points to redeem in their online shop. I think that giving those options to their subscribers is a really fantastic way to fix the mix up.
As for the oven glove itself, it is made from a durable quilted fabric and has a thick, heat resistant material sewn onto the back. Like its matching pot holder, it does double duty as kitchen decor because of its cute color and sassy phrase.
F*ck! Sh*t! Tw*t! Party Game - By Kheper Games - Retail Value $16.99
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This game is hilarious! A game is absolutely perfect for a sassy party-themed box. I was so excited to use it because my friends and family were going to visit for my birthday, but the more I looked through the cards, the more I realized that it would be a little too risque for some of my elder family members.
It’s definitely the right game for a girl’s night or bachelorette party, though! Which just gives me an excuse to have the girls over again! All in the name of “research.” If wine should happen to appear, well, that’ll make the game that much more fun!
Happy Whatever Balloons - Retail Value $7.95
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Balloons are a great little addition to a party box. And the funny phrases on these balloons say exactly what a smartass wishes that party balloons would say!
- “This party sucks”
- “No ragrets”
- “Congratu-f*cking-lations”
- “Haters gonna hate”
- “Here for the food”
Finally, balloons that express our inner Smartass!
Suck It Straws - Retail Value $9.95
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Sassy, reusable party straws to go with the sassy reusable party cups: perfect idea! The straws are a fun color with an off-color phrase! I love double entendre. Plus they’re nice straws. They’re made from a heavy duty plastic and even come with their own cleaning brush. A really nice touch.
Let’s Party Holographic Sticker Set - Retail Value $9.95
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These stickers are so much fun! They’re the perfect size and they’re all holographic! I really like the designs and phrases.
The pink, “Come on Barbie, let’s go party” is perfect for fans of the new Barbie movie as well as those of us who remember the 1998 Aqua song: “Barbie Girl!” Which, unfortunately, is now playing in my head, over and over!
The “Party Animal” to “Couch Goblin” over a lightswitch is so telling. These days, many of us can go from party-ready to ready for bed at the flip of a switch!
The final sticker is a shiny disco ball with “Let’s Party” in bold letters with the addition of “Until about 9pm or so.” Totally perfect for this aging smartass!
Cheeky Tzatziki Dip Mix - By The Spice Age - Retail Value $5.95
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I was super excited to see this packet of tzatziki sauce mix. Tzatziki is one of my favorite dips and I already had the only ingredient required, Greek yogurt. I also jazzed it up by adding the shredded cucumber that the package suggests. Considering that I used non-fat yogurt, I’m surprised how fantastic it tasted! It has a very strong garlic flavor, but if you like garlic, you’ll love it. I served it at my birthday get-together and my friends were in love with it!
Also, the package makes a huge amount. I made a big bowl of it, and there was still over half a packet of seasoning left. It’s also very low in calories so I’m going to try substituting it for mayonnaise on my next sandwich.
Orange You Glad The Party's Over? Collectable Marker - Retail Value $4.95
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This year, Smartass & Sass is including a different colored fine-point Sharpie, with appropriately funny phrases, in each month’s box. This is the seventh in the set and the phrase and color name, “Orange You Glad The Party Is Over?” is great! As much as this smartass likes to party, I’m just as excited for it to end!
I really love the idea of a new marker every month. My set is looking great and I’m keeping them in the “Where The F*ck Did My Day Go” bag from a previous month's box. If you miss a month and want to complete your set, the Smartass online shop sells them (while supplies last).
Bonus Item - Don’t Give A Sip Cocktail Kit - Retail Value $14.95
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July’s box contained a bonus item, a beverage kit, that had been included in one of last year’s boxes. The kit fit this month’s theme so perfectly that it was a clever way for Smartass & Sass to clear out some old inventory while adding kick to this box’s party vibe!
It’s a really nice set that includes a metal mixing spoon, glass straw and a collapsible cup. It also has two packets of powdered lime juice and of course, two shades of edible glitter! All in a reusable tin. I’m excited for the glitter, but I’m saving the kit for the next time I fly.
Welcome To The Sh*tshow - Unisex T-Shirt - Retail Value $24.95
I love July’s shirt because I was born in the 80s, so I grew up listening to cassette tapes. I cannot stop laughing because this “cassette” is cleverly titled, “Welcome To The Sh*tshow!” The image even has a faded look to it as though it had been worn and washed a million times, way back since cassettes were a thing.
Though I’m not a T-shirt person, my bestie is so she is always thrilled to take the shirt. She now has 24 Smartass & Sass shirts (with another on the way)! Thank you Jenni, for posing for this photo!
According to Jenni, the shirts are true to size, long enough to wear with yoga pants and ridiculously soft! She tells me that every morning she flips through them in her closet and chooses which to wear, based on her sass level that day!
The Verdict
July’s box was so much fun! All the items came together to really round out the theme: ”Party Like A Smartass!” From drinks to games to dip, even to sassy balloons, everything was thought out and well executed. I can’t complain; everything was totally spot on and something I can’t wait to use over and over again!
I want to mention that there is a Smartass & Sass online shop that contains items found, and not found, in the box. It’s open to everyone but subscribers need to enter the password on the back of the box insert and they’ll receive 20% off of their order!
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To Wrap Up
Can you still get this box if you sign up today? No, your first box will be the September box. However, extra previous boxes are oftentimes available for sale in the Smartass & Sass store.
Value Breakdown:
The box plus T-shirt costs $54.95 plus $7.95 shipping which means each of the 10 items (counting the T-shirt and bonus drink kit) cost an average of about $2.29. In my opinion, that’s a stellar value! What do you think of Smartass & Sass?
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