We've now the first two spoilers from the Smartass & Sass July 2022 Box!
Their theme for July is "Bring the Heat":
Sunny with a chance of sass. This box is loaded with the best summer essentials for your time in the sun. Whether you’re at the beach or near the pool, you’ll have all the best summer must-haves at your fingertips.
So what's in the box?
Spoiler #1: Sun of a Beach Clear Tote Bag
- She a big ole bag (16.5 x 15.5 x 5.5, if you can picture that).
- Clear for easy organizing on your way out the door, but zips to keep all your shit inside.
- Cleaning is as easy as wiping with a wet cloth.
Spoiler #2: Drink Me Water Bottle
Your July Box will also contain:
- Midas's Moisturizer
- Water Wingman (second spoiler)
- Hair Handcuffs
- Beachy Bonnet
- Water-Warding Holdall (first spoiler)
- Buoyant Beverage Buddy
- Telescopic Toasting Twigs
- A sassy shirt for BIG box subscribers!
*These items contain profanity.
What Else to Know
- These boxes have a value of $90+ according to the brand.
The Box: Smartass & Sass
The Cost: $19.95 per month for a shirt-only subscription, $39.95 per month for a box subscription featuring 8 or 9 hilariously fun products or $54.95 for the “big box,” which includes all of the above (box products + shirt).
The Products: “You can expect things like mugs, notebooks, tote bags, water bottles, pens & pencils, magnets, candles, and more,” they say.