NSFW SlutBox by Amber Rose Review – March 2019


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SlutBox March 2019

SlutBox by Amber Rose is “an inclusive, feminist box, built each month to empower, uplift, and celebrate the fierceness of you (and give you all the tools you need to own your space and make your mark)”. Learn more about Amber Rose (aka MUVA) on the SlutBox “about” page.

SlutBox March 2019 open

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SlutBox March 2019 all contents

About this Adult-themed Lifestyle Box by Amber Rose

The Subscription Box: SlutBox by Amber Rose

The Cost: $29.99 + free shipping to the U.S. Save with longer commitments.

The Products: “Each SlutBox comes filled with carefully selected items to make you feel good from the inside out. We’ve got everything — beauty and body care, safe sex tools and useful activism how-to’s — and the list goes on and on.”

Ships to: US and Worldwide (an additional International Flat Rate shipping charge may be assessed in checkout – usually $15.00)

Good to know: The box arrives just as shown above, without any additional wrapping. Keep in mind that the title will be visible on it’s whole route to your door. 🙂

SlutBox by Amber Rose March 2019 Review

SlutBox March 2019 card front SlutBox March 2019 card with products

SlutBox usually comes with a zine every month but this is the second month that they’ve “gone green” and simply provided a small card with a few of the products and a web address to view the zine digitally online.

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Measurable Difference Posh Matte Liquid Lipstick in ‘Future Ex’, 0.09 oz – Retail Value $30.00 (found here for $12.00)

Wow, this is a very specific color. It is an opaque matte bright orchid and is never something I would wear. I realize this is subjective, and though it is not my cup of tea I totally see this color being “on brand” for this box. The formula itself seems really nice, it is a velvety texture with a little shine and one coat coverage.

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Manna Kadar Radiance Highlighter and Bronzer Duo, 3 g – Retail Value $21.00

The flipside to that purple lipstick is this super wearable and dare I say, subtle, bronzer and highlighter duo. I have gotten this item in a box before and I liked the shades much more as eyeshadows on my fair skin. Both of these powders is silky and highly pigmented. They blend effortlessly.

Top: Lipstick, Bottom: Bronzer/Highlighter combo!

SlutBox March 2019 lube pair SlutBox March 2019 lube pair info SlutBox March 2019 lube nfo card SlutBox March 2019 lube info card back

Watermelon #Lubelife Sample, 0.3 fl oz – Buy 8 oz for $9.99

Mint Chocolate Chip #Lubelife Sample, 0.3 fl oz  – Buy 8 oz for $9.99

Is it even a SlutBox without lube? The curators went favored this month and while I have seen watermelon flavored lube before, never have I ever seen or heard of one with mint chocolate chip flavor. This is a water-based formula that is safe for use with natural rubber latex, polyurethane, and polyisoprene condoms. I appreciate how specific they are about this on the back, as some lubes leave it a mystery, which doesn’t really promote safe sex.  Of course, I did smell and taste each sample, because of due diligence, right? Both smelled like their flavors and were actually pretty accurate taste wise too!

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Pink and Black Silk Blindfold – Listed Value $18.99

I don’t think this is real silk, which annoys me a little because it is listed as silk, and I can be a fiber snob. Other than that, this is a really nice blindfold I like that it is double sided. It is long enough for all sorts of fun.

SlutBox March 2019 shimmer spray SlutBox March 2019 shimmer spray back

OMGLOW Highlight Finishing Spray in ‘Incredible’, sample size – Buy 8 oz for $30.00

This finishing spray was filled with tony gold mica particles that gave my skin a subtle glow when sprayed on top of my makeup. I think this spray nozzle just isn’t the right one for this formula though, because it was more of a full blown spray rather than a mist, and each spray just put way too much on my face. I am guessing (hoping) that the full size has more of a mist because I think I would really like this formula, especially in the summer on bare skin or legs.

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Sustain Natural Ultra Thin Lubricated Latex Condoms, 3 pack – Retail Value $4.99 (found here for $3.99)

I am always down for a good time and if I am doing good in the process that is an added bonus! 10% of the profits from the sales of these condoms support women’s health organizations, meaning you can feel good all-around using these ultra-thin latex condoms.

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Measurable Difference Tweezers – Retail Value $23.00

I can always use more tweezers, so while this item is something I will certainly use, it does feel a little flat in a box otherwise filled with crazy lipstick, flavored lube, and condoms. The quality of these are great though, and I like that they came with a little pouch and a protective tip cap.

Verdict: This was my first SlutBox and while it did have some winners, I am not quite sure I am the right audience for it. I am not one for bright purple lipstick or flavored lubricants, but I will say that if you are, these were both great items. It might have been more fun to get a full bottle of lube, but then I likely wouldn’t have gotten to sample different flavors. The highlighter/bronzer duo is one of those items that anyone can appreciate, and I would say the same for the finishing spray, despite its problematic nozzle. The condoms and blindfold were spot on for what I expected from this box and though I can always use tweezers, they just kind of felt like a random addition. 

To Wrap Up:

Can you still get this box if you sign up today? It’s a little unclear, but it seems like you’d get April as your first month.

From SlutBox:

SlutBox ships once per month, around the beginning to middle of the month. If you subscribed on or before the last day of the month, you will receive the following month’s box with our regular shipment (around the beginning to middle of the month). If you subscribed after the 1st, your first box will ship the following calendar month, unless otherwise stated.*

SlutBox is subject to availability and all boxes are limited edition.

*NOTE: If you subscribed after our cutoff, you may have a chance to be included in a second shipment (quantities limited and opportunity for second shipment is not guaranteed for all members). Members who are included in our second shipment will be renewed on the 20th of the month, in advance of the next shipment. 

If you’re confused about when to expect your first box, submit a request or email us at [email protected]

Value Breakdown: At $29.99 for the cost of this box you’re paying $4.28 for each of the 7 items. 

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Written by Megan Kirkland

Megan Kirkland

I love natural/vegan beauty products, Korean skincare, unique jewelry, and weird candies from far away places. When I am not waiting for my next exciting box you can find me painting or taking photographs of interesting people. I never leave home without pug hair somewhere on my shirt and a bold lipstick on my smile.

Posted in Australian Subscription Box Reviews, Canadian Subscription Box Reviews, SlutBox Reviews, Subscription Box Reviews, Subscription Boxes for Women, UK Subscription Box Reviews| Tags: Slutbox | 23 comments

23 Comments

  1. whoa! Glad I came back to check for new comments. lol. I did NOT expect that lip color to be quite that bright! Thanks for adding swatches, Megan!

  2. What, no pasties? Sorry, had to go there.

  3. I LOVE the lipstick shade. But it’s always disappointing to see a marked down shade touted as full price. And I don’t love the brand Measurable Difference.

  4. I received the first three of these boxes and the products weren’t good then but they weren’t this bad. It still seemed like an overpriced beauty box that included latex condoms and lube. I wouldn’t subscribe again.

    • It did feel a bit like a free sample box, I will admit.

  5. If you’re willing to snip off a wee section of the blindfold you could pull off some fibers and do a burn test! If you cant tell by feeling and smelling if it’s silk a burn test is pretty definitive.

    • believe it or not, this DID cross my mind! FIber nerds think alike!

      • I was JUST about to post the same thing as you both! Fiber nerds, love that.

        I’m going to miss the comments when this box dies out….this and Cosmo box.

  6. The zine was the best part of this box. I just gave up and cancelled this month. I just don’t see the value.

  7. I subbed for two months and cancelled. The literature is the most interesting for me. lol I literally just 15 minutes ago crushed up both the actual boxes, which yes, are bright and say the name righ across it. Granted I have no shame and have no one to impress or anything so I didn’t care but I can see if you have a family how it could be a bit off putting.

    They pack it chock full to the brim with bight sizzle too, just spent 15 minutes picking all the little tiny pieces that came out when I dumped it in the trashcan and missed. LOL

    I appreciate someone with some name recognition attempting to do something like this but I am not the audience. I gave it a go though! 🙂

  8. I would like to have seen the makeup swatched. It’s hard to get a good idea of the color unless it’s actually on someone.

    I’m also shocked there aren’t pasties in this box.

    • Eep Jackie! I don’t usually cover this box and totally spaced on swatches. I will add them tomorrow for you as long as the products are still in house <3

    • Added Jackie! I just snapped it with my phone. 🙂

  9. It would be interesting to know how many people actually subscribe to this box. Hard to believe it’s still out there. Is it a tax writeoff or something?

    • Amber followers probably keep this box going.

    • I was thinking the same thing…can’t believe it’s still around?! Wow, that lipstick is really crazy!

  10. I’ve got to know for curiosity’s sake, does it arrive in another box or does your mailman know you’re getting a Slutbox?

    • In the information section before the items it does say it arrives as is. So everyone knows that you’re getting a Slutbox. I’m all for female empowerment, but my teenage sons, MIL, neighbors, and mailman do not need to know what is in my boxes. And I honestly don’t want to know if my mother is getting a Slutbox either. 😉

      • don’t forget the garbage man. 😉

    • Yep. Bright, hot pink box that says Slutbox. I got one box and I watched my mailman straight up toss it at my porch. Hahaha. Nothing was broken but he was obviously offended. He doesn’t usually handle my mail like that.

      • hahaha for some reason I can totally see this happening!

      • LoL😂

    • Your mailman and any neighbors that are close by will know!

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