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CosmoBox April 2019 Spoiler #1

We have the first spoiler for the April CosmoBox! (Thanks, Nich, for the heads up!)

Love by Luna New Beginnings Crystal Set

What do you think of the spoiler?

The Subscription Box: CosmoBox by Cosmopolitan

The Cost: $29.99 a box + $6 shipping

The Products: “Curated by the editors of Cosmopolitan magazine, this unique monthly subscription box brings you full-size quality goodies that compliment and empower your multidimensional lifestyle.”

Ships to: US

Check out our CosmoBox reviews to see what’s been in past boxes.


Written by Liz Cadman

Liz Cadman

Liz is the founder of My Subscription Addiction. She’s been hooked on subscription boxes since 2011 thanks to Birchbox, and she now subscribes to over 100 boxes. Her favorites include POPSUGAR Must Have, FabFitFun, and any box that features natural beauty products!

Posted in CosmoBox Spoilers, Subscription Box Spoilers| Tags: cosmo box | cosmobox | 48 comments

Comments (48)

  1. I subscribe to what I’d hoped was the March box, because I liked the necklace, but…I’m getting rocks.

    Okay. I personally don’t feel the crystal woo-woo. The remaining items are going to be stellar though, right? Stellar as in exceptionally good, not as in stars and planets and moon rocks, right?

  2. Cosmo don’t stop selling because of these awful comments. Find your way… I still like most of the boxes you put out! The tea forte one was amazing. The one with all of the beauty products was awesome. I even loved that you added cbd to the last box, because I rarely see any boxes put out useful stress management products. Themes are not always important if you don’t like the products. Bring on some great stuff and the trolls will shush! Good luck!

  3. This is JOKE? Right? LOL

  4. Looks like the pet rocks were inventory clearance for the original seller.
    I remember both pet rocks and moon rocks, but never owned either one. ;).

    I’m curious in a train wreck way to see how they’re going to coordinate products in this box with crystalline small rocks. Sea shells, maybe?
    Sand art piece that was briefly popular in the 70’s?

    Mystifying but not ” mystical” box for some age group, but hopefully not the demographics who pick up a Cosmo magazine at the checkout counter. LOL.

  5. I got a rock.
    – Charlie Brown

    That was seriously my first thought.

    • ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • I’m dying lmao.

    • You win! Hilarious!

  6. This company is so funnie! Bwahahaha! I live in the Rocky Mountains and me thinks I can find these in my back yard.

  7. Yeah, I totally need those! Haha!

  8. People who throw stones probably got them from this box.

  9. Retail value of $24 for some rocks?! 😂

    “They’re MINERALS, Marie!”

    • Lmao

  10. No seriously, how is this box still around?!? I would like to talk to the 5 people who sub to this box and just ask “WHY?!?!”

    • Bwahahaha!

  11. I actually adore the set of crystals they chose and crystals are having quite a moment right now. So very trendy, and a nice inclusion for those that don’t have any. Also, different from other mainstream lifestyle boxes (which most sub addicts request!) I am not talking about the lifestyle boxes that include crystals on the regular.

    However, I feel like if this box didn’t have the Cosmo name (and financing behind it), it would have already caved. Everyone is just making fun of it at this point, and that’s sad.

    And is it back to a monthly box? I am honestly confused, the last box was a bi-monthly and there was a statement about how you would get the same amount of boxes if you had prepaid? And the astrological component mentioned is gone, so that lasted for one box?

    If anyone at Cosmo is reading this, you need to just stick with something! The comment above about trying too hard is fairly accurate, but please please quit changing what you say your box is about! Find a description you all can live with, keep it, and decide if you are monthly or bi-monthly and stay that way! And then I might subscribe! And I would guess a lot of others would too! The box seems to have an identity crisis with every box right now smh

    • The crystals are in other boxes all the time like goddess provisions. I got a set from another astrology type box too. I never saw all the jokes on their box reviews/spoilers. I think people just don’t like this box. They definitely have their issues, but I have liked most of the boxes they’ve put out. I’ve been subscribed since like their 2nd or 3rd box. I like not getting all the same stuff and brands. Or cheap stuff from China that is branded for boxes just to mark up. I have actually cancelled most of my boxes because I’m overloaded with a ton of the same brands/items/products. I do agree with your comment though in some aspects because they skip months, changing themes, etc. It’s a bit much to survive this little sub box world. But I’m hoping they get things together and move forward.

  12. Wait…is this the Goddess Provisions box? I’m so confused…

  13. I’m only here for the comments! 😂

    • Hahhahahaha me too!

    • Omg, I’m living for these comments.

      /popcorn

  14. Omg!!! Best comments ever on this one and I agree with every single one of them!😂😂😂

  15. Did anyone else’s mind go to the SNL skit woth Justin Timberlake??
    “It’s a rock in a box”…….🤣🤣

    • That skit is absolutely hilarious!!

  16. Liz,
    I sent you an email about changes to Nike Easykicks subscription.

  17. No. No. Nope. No. A thousand times just no.

  18. Speaking of train wrecks…what ever happened to the Oreo box? Best. Reviews. Ever.

    • There was an Oreo box?!?!

    • Oh my word the Oreo box reviews were THE BEST!!!!!

  19. Speaking of train wrecks…whatever happened to the Oreo box? Best. Reviews. Ever.

  20. It’s not April’s fools day but this has to be a joke!

  21. Bahahahaha

  22. My bestie’s little boy has a rock/ mineral tumbler and polishing system, and he creates little crystals like these.

    In his defense, he’s only 7 years old… which fits, I think. He likely would have liked that weird Oreo box for the snacks as well. 😉

  23. Not today Satan 👹

  24. What happened to their bi-monthly format? They sure are all over the place

  25. I actually laughed out loud at this.

  26. Why don’t they simply do a box every month that complements the issue of the magazine ?They are trying to hard to find a niche instead of catering to the obvious audience they already have. For god sake if they just sent out a box that complemented the quiz every month it would be a stellar success

    • I’m copywriting and patenting and trademarking both of those ideas right now

    • OMG I started laughing as I clicked on this link because I knew it was going to be good! Still LOL I needed this! Perfect end to my week. Hahahahahaha

    • That would be amazing! I’d sub to that in a sec.

  27. Awww, this reminds me of the Oreo box.

  28. Hooray. More rocks in a box.

    Now labeled “intention” instead of “pet”. Progress!

    • Comment of the day!!

    • Lol…Your comment brought back memories of my beloved pet rock from the 70s. At least these ones are pretty abd colorful. Lol.

  29. This box is a train wreck. I can’t look away.

    • Lmao I know! I feel the same 😂

    • 😂👏

    • Agreed lol

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