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SOS: My Man’s Patchy Beard Was Sparse & Sad – This Was the Fix

Christen Russo
ByChristen RussoOct 24, 2023In Partnership With Beard Club

My man had so much potential. You could just tell - he’d look HOT with a beard. But when he went to grow it out, it was like a mirage in the desert: so close, yet so far away. To be perfectly blunt, it was patchy as hell. I’m talking straight up bald spots amidst a garden of full and luscious locks. It was… odd.

Now, I love my man more than anything, but this was a situation to contend with. The uneven growth of hair on his face was not a good look, and if only it were more complete, he would be a 10/10. So I went looking for a little beard care help for my guy, and came upon The Beard Club. Their Ultimate Growth Kit with PT45 Trimmer includes everything needed to make facial hair feel softer, look fuller, and be more of a beard in general.

Spoiler alert: my guy’s beard went from seriously weird to impressively hot, and his confidence as a result - even hotter.

The fix for balding faces

My man wasn’t so sure anything could be done about the bald patches on his face, but I had hope. When the Ultimate Growth Kit arrived in the mail, this is what was inside:

  • PT45 Trimmer, with accessories (more on this later).
  • Boar bristle brush
  • Derma roller to call up that collagen-rich blood and stimulate even growth, alongside a cleansing spray for sanitization
  • Growth oil to nourish those face hairs, alleviating dry skin and beard dandruff.
  • Growth vitamin spray with bamboo, lavender, and peppermint to soothe the itch of new hair growth and stimulate follicles
  • Growth vitamins to strengthen the beard from within
  • Beard shampoo
  • Travel bag

When used together, this curation is designed to improve beard patchiness, stimulate growth, and combat dry skin and split ends that make dudes look like a sailor lost at sea. I love how thorough this kit is, addressing every angle of possibility to fill that beard in.

It really depends on where your priorities lie, but for this predicament, Beard Club’s Growth Vitamins were among the standouts of this MVP kit. Packed with 20+ essential vitamins and minerals including Biotin and MSM, this health-forward blend made a huge difference. A couple of months in, my dude now has a new sense of facial hair pride, and adding a multivitamin to his routine certainly didn’t hurt.

My man has been religiously using the Growth Vitamin Spray to promote growth while keeping his beard hydrated, and the Beard Growth Oil to strengthen the roots and thicken the hairs. TBH, I thought the Beard Derma Roller would weird him out, but I secretly believe it’s his fave part of the routine.

Hedging our bets for a fuller hedge

The Beard Club stands by their products with their Growth Guarantee—if you’re enrolled in autoship and have been using it all as guided for 5 months, but don’t see results, you can get a full refund. This made my little intervention experiment a no brainer - I mean, what did we have to lose at this point? Happily, it worked out for us, and the mister is looking good and feeling fine.

Post-patch life

The Beard Club would be leading us astray by sending growth vitamins, minerals, and sprays with no acknowledgement that sometimes a good trim and shaping is just the thing. The one my husband was previously using is from 2012. From over here in our time capsule we didn’t know a beard trimmer so baller could exist.

The PT45 Trimmer has 5 blade adjustments and 8 color-coded blade guards, adding up to 45 unique length options. The guards mean an even trim without mistakes or nicks. And it comes charged, rocks a 3-hour battery life, and can go months between charges. We love this thing, and it comes like a prize for grooming his fuller, smoother, evenly distributed beard.

Bottom line

No more patchy weirdness. My man is HOT with his newfound beard, and life is good. All thanks to some quality beard products that were so easy to work into my guy’s daily routine. Who knew? The Ultimate Growth Kit with PT45 Trimmer costs $180, but right now you can nab it for $81 with the code BEARDS25. So epic.