pa·tri·arch·y /ˈpātrēˌärkē/ noun: where men rule the world

Are you thinking Am I Just Ken? You aren't, you're so much more. So bring your Kenergy while we explore the world of Patriarchy:

FAQ:

What is the best type of relationship? Long-term long-distance low-commitment casual girlfriend.

Have men gotten bad at Patriarchy? No, we just hide it better.

Are there jobs for me in the Patriarchy? Yes, there's Beach.

What's with the horses? They are just men extenders.

Will I lose interest? You may, Patriarchy isn't just about horses.

It's always Barbie and Ken, never just Ken. Am I a failure? No, you are Kenough!