Here’s what I told the husband, before he read me your comment:
“This is like a box for a night gone wrong. You’re getting ready for your night out, you’ve used the mask to liven your skin, put on your PB Polo and socks, and you’ve used some Port Products hair gel. Gonna get you some ladies tonight!
So you pregame with the rose, taking the Over EZ so your night doesn’t get too out of hand. You set out to party with your buds, but because your night is full of bad decisions, you’ve crashed. Luckily, you have your F500 Protector, and escape your car into the waiting hands of law enforcement…”