Man Crates Jerky Advent Calendar – Available Now!
The Man Crates Jerky Advent Calendar is available in two designs now!
The Christmas mythos is littered with fateful fables of well-intentioned gifts gone wrong:
- “The Gift of the Maji”, a cautionary tale of miscommunication and fiscal irresponsibility rampant among young married couples.
- “The Twelve Days of Christmas”, or what modern translators refer to as “The Twelve Days of ‘Coming On A Bit Strong There, Buddy'”.
- A Christmas Story, the classic Christmas comedy/native ad from the BB Gun Industry.
In the Christmas season when good intentions around gifts aren’t always good enough, we’re proud to debut a savory twist on a seasonal tradition that fuels holiday anticipation and feeds exotic appetites.
Our Jerky Advent Calendars are festive feasts of meats and sweets that will last all season long.
There’s no telling what seasonal surprise he’ll discover that day: tender jerky, scotch caramels, peppermint nougat, or eggnog taffy. The only guarantee is that it will be delicious.
We’ve even designed two distinctly interactive calendar experiences to keep him engaged ‘til Christmas morning. Can’t decide? Send both calendars!
The Strike Before Christmas:
Twas the month before Christmas, and throughout the North Pole,
All the elves were disgruntled. They were losing control…
And thus begins Day One of The Strike Before Christmas Advent Calendar. We didn’t want to sugarcoat the hard truths of the holiday with sappy, seasonal niceties, and every door tells the irreverent tale of Santa’s North Pole pandemonium leading up to Christmas.
The Advent-ure Calendar
Every punch-out door of the Jerky Advent Calendar features an “adven-ture fact” corresponding to that day’s date. It’s education and edification rolled into one!
These Jerky Advent Calendar are the ultimate carnivore, candied countdown celebrating 25 delicious December days.
The Box: Man Crates Jerky Advent Calendar
The Cost: $49.99
- 1 Classic, Beef 0.5 oz
- 1 Black Pepper, Beef 0.5 oz
- 1 Garlic, Beef 0.5 oz
- 1 Haberno, Beef 0.5 oz
- 1 Honey Bourbon, Beef 0.5 oz
- 1 Root Beer, Beef 0.5 oz
- 1 Whiskey Maple, Beef 0.5 oz
- 1 Root Beer Habanero, Beef 0.5 oz
- 1 Ghost Pepper, Beef 0.5 oz
- 1 Japanese Sesame, Beef 0.5 oz
- 5 McCrea’s Single Malt Scotch Caramels
- 5 Egg Nog Taffy
- 5 Peppermint Nougat
Are you going to grab an advent calendar?
And check out all of the 2017 Advent Calendars available!