Goddess Provisions is a monthly wellness subscription box filled with "high vibe lifestyle goods" meant to aid in new-age spirituality practices such as meditation, intention-setting, and energetic healing, as well as general holistic health.
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About Goddess Provisions Wellness Subscription Box
The Subscription Box: Goddess Provisions
The Cost: $33 per month with discounts for longer commitments
The Products: A mix of 4-6 full-size products such as crystals, apothecary beauty, superfood snacks, aromatherapy, tools for spiritual growth, and tea
Ships to: U.S. for free, $15 to Canada and $25 everywhere else
Goddess Provisions "Sacred Geometry" March 2019 Review
Here's the info card with the theme and product list for the month. The theme is "Sacred Geometry".
Let's dive in!
Cosmic Collage Metatron's Cube Pouch - Listed Value $25.00
This cool pouch is a design collaboration between Cosmic Collage and Goddess Provisions. It features a deer and a sacred geometry design. The colors are pretty beautiful and the pouch is well made. It makes a great storage space for your special crystals or other healing tools.
Seed of Creation 925 Silver Galactic Star Talisman - Retail Value $44.00
I absolutely love that this talisman is sterling silver! I can actually wear it without my skin turning green! This beautiful symbol is a blend of the Merkaba and the Seed of Life. It mixed the sacred masculine and sacred feminine and is a visual representation of the duality of the universe. It will easily slide onto the chain of your choice for a wearable reminder of your connection to the universe. I found that a little glue stuck to the back of this piece, but I used some body oil to coax it off!
Rainbow Symphony Suncatchers - Listed Value $10.00
At first, I thought these were just stickers (which I would have been thrilled with) but upon further inspection, I realized these are stickers for your window! They are made of a holographic film that catches the light and sends rainbows around your space. Magical! I love that I can put one of these in each room and wait for the rainbows to appear, sun streaking through the sacred geometry designs.
Artemis Teas Einstein Blend, 0.88 oz - Buy 1.76 oz for $16.00
This tea blend smells amazing. It is a mix of holy basil, spearmint, peppermint, ginkgo, rosemary, and other fragrant herbs. It is also caffeine-free, making it a great before bedtime brew.
Einstein combines anti-inflammatory and antioxidant cerebro-supportive herbs to help increase blood oxygenation and brain circulation, which helps strengthen long and short term memory, focus, and mental calm.
I did certainly find this tea calming to both body and mind.
Buddha Chocolate Wild Rose & Sea Salt Bar, 2 oz - Buy 6 bars for $42.00
YUM! I love anything sweet when combines with roses or sea salt. This bar gives me both roses AND sea salt! It was absolutely delicious, a tall feat for a vegan chocolate bar. I loved how the rose petals were sprinkled on the surface with the sea salt. It made for both a beautiful and delicious treat.
Dream Seed Orgonite - Listed Value $22.00
I didn't realize understand what this pretty little object was, so I did a little research. Orgonite is a man-made resin object that contains different metals, chips, pieces of stones/crystals, and other high vibrational items.
Orgonite is a mixture of catalyzed fiberglass resin with metal shavings, particles or powders, poured into molds. It is said to attract aetheric energy similarly to Reich's accumulators. Some people also add a couple of crystals to the mixture for their ability to make the energy more coherent or to enhance the working the orgonite. Thus orgonite basically is a substance which functions as a self-driven, continuously operating, highly efficient energy transmutation device, drawing in negative life energy and transmuting it into positive energy. The resin in orgonite shrinks during the curing process, permanently squeezing the quartz crystal inside which creates a well-known piezoelectric effect inside the crystal, meaning its end-points become polarized electrically, this apparently causes it to function more effectively as a positive energy generator. Although crystals improve the function of orgonite, they are not necessary for the orgonite to work.
I don't know about all that and plan on doing further research. What I can say about this piece is that it is beautiful and incredibly unique. It makes a nice addition to my crystal collection for sure!
Blue Apatite - Listed Value $6.00
Is it even a true Goddess Provisions box without a crystal specimen? This piece is cut and subtly faceted beautifully. It just feels good in my hand. This stone is a goal setting stone, so it is a great piece to have at work because it is motivating, and also helps get rid of negative energy. At the very least, it is stunning!
The Verdict: This month, Goddess Provisions had some incredibly unique items. I loved the higher value silver talisman and the incredibly unusual Orgonite piece. I have never seen anything quite like it. The pouch was also pretty, and a great place to stash my new treasures. The stone already has a place in my crystal tray I keep on my mantle at home. The chocolate and tea were both delicious! I also appreciate the prism stickers, as they allow me to add sacred geometry and rainbows to any room I choose.
To Wrap Up:
Can you still get this box if you sign up today? Yes! Sign up now for the March box here! Also, some past boxes do end up for sale here!
Value Breakdown: This box costs $33.00 + free US shipping, which means that each of the 7 items in the box has an average cost of $4.71.
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