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New Limited Edition Goop Box Available Now + Full Spoilers!

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ByMSAMay 1, 2018 | 81 comments

Goop has a limited edition box available now - How Goopy Are You: Vol. 1!

The clean-beauty/wellness starter kit—packed with our top 10 all-time favorites:

A clean beauty/wellness starter kit stocked with GP’s top 10 all-time favorites from goop.

We all deserve an easy routine that feels fantastic, really works, and doesn’t expose us to toxins. GP’s been clean for years, and these are her most-loved, have-to-have, desert island essentials.

The Box: How Goopy Are You: Vol. 1

The Cost: $325

The Products:

Mind-blowingly effective, this is made with plant­-based powder instead of aluminum, absorbs quickly and glides on like silk. Antibacterial, antimicrobial, and antifungal essential oils stop odors from forming in the first place, rather than trying to mask odor with fragrance, it smells fantastic and actually works.

Instantly brighten and soften skin to reveal a glowing, smoother-looking complexion. Six natural alpha and beta hydroxy acids sweep away dead skin cells while plant-based cellulose beads exfoliate further, releasing soothing vitamin B5 to leave skin supple, soft, and utterly revitalized.

A combination of 28 plant, fruit, and flower oils and butters, this multipurpose, semi-solid oil smells faintly of Monoi (Tahitian gardenias soaked in coconut oil) and moisturizes skin like nothing else. Lighter than a typical body butter, longer-lasting than a moisturizer, it’s made with a high percentage of jojoba oil—not technically an oil, but a polyunsaturated liquid wax similar to human sebum, plus rosehip, hemp, meadowfoam, and rice bran oils, all of which are high in omega and essential fatty acids.

Designed by structural integration practitioner/fascia expert Lauren Roxburgh, this roller helps elongate and tone muscles, and support the body’s lymphatic system. It’s the perfect size for a gym bag, carry-on, or a fit-it-in-anywhere kind of workout. Never used a foam roller before? Check out all of Roxburgh’s stories on goop.

This golden oil is a seriously nourishing overnight treatment. Prickly-pear-seed oil works while you sleep to reveal brighter, softer, plumper, super-hydrated skin. Rosehip seed, evening primrose, and sea buckthorn deliver powerful support to promote healthy, glowing skin—and they smell incredible, too.

This citrusy, super-moisturizing tinted lip/cheek balm delivers cushy hydration and lattering-to-all-skin-types sheer pigment. It’s the sort of your-lips-but-better color that brightens up your whole face, yet doesn’t read as “lipstick” or even “gloss”—just all-natural prettiness, pure and simple.

Drink your way to glowing skin with a mega-dose of skin-supporting ingredients: grape-seed proanthocyanidins, vitamins C and E, and CoQ10, designed to reduce the free radical effects of the sun, pollution, stress, and more.

Moon Dusts work synergistically at the deepest levels to enhance your beauty, brain, body, sexual energy, sleep and spirit. Alchemized with potent organic herbs, adaptogenic plants, and bioactive minerals, these botanical blends fit into your daily routine to help your body adapt to physical, mental and environmental stress.

Made with natural cactus sisal bristles for dry brushing, this stimulates lymphatic drainage, promotes circulation, releases toxins, and removes dead skin cells, for all-over health and a fresh, even complexion. It improves skin tone, boosts immunity, and increases energy.

Take the edge off of a crazy day or stressful time with this Himalayan pink salt and chia-seed-oil bath soak. There are three centering, reviving baths in every bag.

Will you be getting the limited edition How Goopy Are You: Vol. 1 Box?

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81 comments

Sarah

Ok. I’m in the minority, but these comments are kind offensive to someone like me who ordered this box and is looking forward to it.

We all have our own opinions, but I don’t write comments on the inexpensive box reviews on this site and give my opinions. That would just be incredibly unnecessary and unkind.

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Sheila

I’m hardly a Gwyneth apologist but the comments derided her as it of touch are insane. Since when is it her job to think about us 99%ers? She’s an actress, not Mother Theresa!

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Amanda

Goopless in Iowa. But I WILL be checking out that ‘mind-blowingly effective’ deodorant at Target.

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Diana

$325. And they have a travel sized item in there…. I wouldn’t spend that kind of money on this box anyway.

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TK

I’m sure I’ve missed out on something but what does “GOOP” even stand for? Are the G and P for Gwenyth and Paltrow? If so, then what are the two O’s? Or are they two zeros?

I really hope the money made from this stuff goes to a worthy charity and not into her pocket. If not, I can’t believe she can, in good conscience, take people’s money for this overpriced stuff.

I’m really enjoying all the great comments. Keep them coming…

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Coco

Can you say, “PRETENTIOUS?” Clueless Gwyneth strikes again!

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Misti

The really Wealthy need a box too ,Just not for me .I will make my own organic products and pray over them same thing and it will cost me a lot less.
GP is Far out there and way outta touch with people,who actually do sub boxes we want Full size products and we want a deal try before we buy and $325 for a $50 box forget it

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Julie B.

Limited edition is right, only a limited number of gullible people would fall for this one. Or Gwyneth worshippers.

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Hillary

After some internet digging… the goe oil is $53, roller is $34, the balmyard face oil is $95 for 1 Oz (is it made of gold?), olio e osso is $89(!), the moon dust is $38, the body brush is $32… so that’s 341 without the hella cheap deodorant or two hoop products and the hoop juice beauty product. So at least they covered the cost of the box? I just A) don’t see the value here even a little bit. And B) a lip and cheek balm that is 89 dollars? 89? What? Why? If the box was $100 I think they might have chance.

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Valerie

I totally agree with your premise, but Olio e Osso balm is $28. I use it daily and love it. (But would NEVER pay $89 for it.)

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Tanya M.

I wondered about the absurd pricing on her site! No savings just association with goof lifestyle.

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Tanya M.

Liz, will they send a box to you to review? Even Goopy must occasionally want a voice outside her team.

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KarenG

I’m just here for the comments 🤭😜🤪

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Dootsie Bug

That gif from Thriller of MJ chowing down on popcorn, grinning in fiendish delight at what is to unfold. At this moment, I embody that gif.

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Marina

Me too, no idea goop was so terrible(or that it existed) before this haha

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cindy

Those “moon dust” products are mostly dried mushroom powder. Explains a LOT…I wouldn’t buy this crap for $3.25, but the comments are priceless!

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AmyM

Oh, Gwyenth. Keep doing you, boo. It’s wildly entertaining.

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Cindy

At least she is not including a medically unsafe device to shove up our whohas like she has before! Or told us to “steam” them.

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Tanya M

Isn’t that deodorant the same brand I got in Birchbox for $10? Lavender sage was scent.

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Lucia

I just bought it at Target for $4.99!

Goop is poop. As my kids would say! 🙂

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Me Heather

Noop!

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Kele

LMAO!!! Thank you for that! 🤣🤣🤣

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Lexie

LOL!

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ST

I have never wanted anything less.

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Paula

I was not even going to look at this since it was Goop related but I knew the comments would be awesome. I was right!!

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Roberta

Ditto HA!

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laura

Same here!

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Sara

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! This is exactly the type of box I’d expect from Goop. I have no idea why anyone would pay to hear her namedrop in the first place but I wish them well with this pricey box of magic products.

Love the comments!

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Heather

Not Goopy enough to spend $325.

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After reading all the comments I have faith in the world again. I can’t stand her and her BS.
I really wish they would kill her character in Iron Man so I don’t contribute to her wealth.

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sher_w

I agree. Goop is the only reason I wish that Pepper would bite it.

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Rosemary

GOOP. I actually sent you an email with a link to this comment page so that you can read the reactions that you are getting regarding this terrible offering. I NEVER email companies because they missed the mark…but you guys missed so badly!

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Sara

I’m sure there will be some Goop fangirls who will lap this up. Personally I can’t stand anything Goop stands for and wouldn’t buy this box at any amount. There are plenty of green beauty boxes available at a better price and with a much higher value. For example – I recently purchased the Sophie Uliano quarterly box for about $70 (with shipping) and it had a value of well over $300.

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Rosemary

I LOVED my Sophie Uliano box. The only item that was a miss for me was the lip product…so that is a really, really high success-to-failure ratio. I can’t wait until the next box (I’m getting two next time)!

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Sara

I got that lip balm in the beauty report box last year and thought it was too waxy and the color wasn’t flattering on me. I didn’t even open this one, and have it in my shelter donation bag. But i loved everything else and also felt like the box was a big success overall. I’m especially enjoying the Kahina perfume & cactus mask.

sher_w

I will never spend any of my money on anything that entitled nitwit offers. Vaginal jade eggs indeed.

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Sara

Exactly!!! They’re a modern day purveyor of snake oil, selling remedies for “problems” that really don’t exist.

Jillian

Gwyneth is so out of control. She doles our garbage pseudoscientific advice and recommends the most outrageously priced products. I am not at all surprised that this box is $325. Stick to acting, GP.

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KS

No. I can’t watch movies with her in it. No acting please.

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Tat

Wait! She ACTS?!?!?!?

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Jillian

Bwahahahahahaha

Sorry. My bad. She “acts”. 😳🤔

Apricot

Lol. No. Hahahaaaa.

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Starla

Unless that dust is really from the literal moon this box is wildly overpriced. So a resounding NOPE from this corner. smh

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Ann

Remember the stickers she was pushing? The ones made out of the same material as the space suits AND were supposed to make you centered or something? Remember when NASA had to come out and say, “NOPE. NOT TRUE. OUR SUITS ARE NOT MADE OF THAT MATERIAL. STOP THIS NONSENSE.” NASA SAID YOU WERE DUMB, GOOP!

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